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Bush: Hello,
McCain: Hi Bushie, whats up?
Bush: Those freakin iranians put tankers full of oil in the persian gulf presenting an obsticle to a planned blockade.
McCain: Yeah, that would look really bad for us Reps, come November if we Reps were responsible for an environmental disaster, as well as opening up another front.
Bush: If I strike now you are a sure bet loser in November.
McCain: You got that right, but do me a favor would ya?
Bush: What's that Johnnie?
McCain: Have a plan ready to go for a blockade with sufficient carrier groups on standby near theater, for a post november strike.
Bush: You want me to strike?
McCain: I will tell you when, after November of course, maybe for a thanksgiving fire works show, so that we all can be thankful.
Bush: No problem, nearly there already. Best of luck in November, I will be out pulling for ya with the campaign doe.
McCain: Good news, glad to hear it, we got to be prepared.
Bush: What about Israel? That puss Olmert wont strike Iran. I told him many times, that my hands were tied with the DEM cut-and-run belling acking.
McCain: We might just get luck, Olmert is under investigation for taking money under the table and will probably not survive an winter election. So, we may just have an Ace in the hole with Netanyahu getting elected, and Nettingpoo just loves a good war, just make sure they have plenty of bunker busters and areo-tankers to do the job, just in case, and give Nettingpoo a green light, any time would be fine.
Bush: OK, got it, but, well you known, these high oil prices are pissing off allot of the folks, and war may just raise the gas prices further.
McCain: Dont worry about the folks, gas is already very high, and once they hear the Iranians are hoarding oil, with $5 gas, they will back you on the blockade. And look, it is better that you take the heat for the blockade, and not me, as I will need to say things about how badly you manage the wars to get me elected, so dont worry about the folks, they will understand, it was all you, and not me.
Bush: Maybe, but that snake P.Louszie and pussie Reid will get the cut-and-run crowd in a huff, if we strike.
McCain: Dont worry about getting a declaration of war from congress, we can just call this a minor police action, as no invasion will be had, just stand-off pounding them into submission, and of course, the Iranians will start it all with one pistol shot from a patrol boat, so dont take out the Iranian PT boats first, we will need them for political cover.
Bush: Got it. OK, done. But what if that brain-dead Osama gets elected.
McCain: Then you will have to pull the trigger before the inagural, and do the American thing, and sucker punch the Iranians as well as the DEMs in the winter. Look pal, your approval ratings can get any worst, and beside, its the American thing to do, we got to stop the terror support and newk arms building in Iran, the WORLD depends upon you, as the lone-wolf gunslinger that you are, and think of your legacy, bringing democracy to the middle east, and this is the last important step for you to take to cement in glory your legacy in perpetuity.
Bush: Yes, I am sure, history will look back kindly upon my noble efforts there. OK, Got it, strike after november, regardless of who wins. OK, Say hi to the Mrs for me.
McCain: You Bet, and please send my warmest regards to Laura.
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