Spanking Iran.


And so, we see evolution occurring before are very eyes, the chimp morphs into a predator, and huffs and buffs, trying to blow the Persian house down of those squilling pigs now being fattened up for the slaughter and lead by the presian king xerxes controlled by his theocratic task-masters. Well not so fast, these things take time, it’s a democracy here and so-called democracy there, you know. So, chimpie is out in Jan 2009, the presumed end of time days, and the clock is ticking. Cant really say he could trust the wicked witch of the east to finish the job, if she got elected, so it looks like chimpie would not dare leave defiant Iranian pewks with nukes for her to deal with, as she could not handle the truth, nor command, a few good men. Razputin screams War-Monger (Maniac with Razor Blades, that's "parusski" for war monger, in case anyone needs a translation). But notice, its all bark and no bite. Where exactly was that joint missile system going to be deployed anyway? Oh, north of Iran to intercept the most likely missile launches. I forget. How many airliners have gone down in Western Russian air space? And where are those poor kids in Beslan? Must have gotten lost on the way to school. What? Killed by terrorists, and under razputin's watch? Yeap, all bark, and no bite.

What else? Oh yeah, China is over there, expanding its economy, flying space missions, laying plans for the mother of all celebrations as that's when the gold, silver and bronze metals get passed out on the world stage, their new found play ground. You can bet the Chinese stock market will not tank before August 08, they can play PPT (plunge protection team) just as well as anyone, with a fiat driven economy. You can bet the Chinese would just throw a fit, if the gun slinging chimp blockaded Iran for the Gulf of Tonken redo, during their world stage parade. China needs a little education, though, on the concept of being counter-productive with advance missile sales to Iran. China can complain all it wants, but unless they are prepared to transship tactical nukes, as well, their missile sales only raises the Iranian firework show to compete in grandeur with the Chinese world stage one, and hence, the sale of Iranian missiles just may emboldened the Iranians to have that Iranian firework show, stealing the show, when push comes to shove, an hence, the object lesson to our dear Chinese friends. But unlike their Russkie pals, the Chinese are culturally a bit more civilized, and do not throw themselves on the ground screaming War-Monger, yet, must be concern for the weather on parade day. You think Taiwan will be nervous, during the blockade? Not one little bit, China will not push the missile launch against their arrant little off-shore kin folk, certainly not until after the grand world-stage parade, so screeching little democratic Taiwan and the US pacific fleet get the weekend pass to see the show, if they care to, especially, now that North Korea is being sedated. Kinda nice, how that all works out, push China to get North Korea to dismantle nukes in 07, reducing the need for a vigilant US pacific fleet, freed up in 08, just in time for the Gulf of Tonken redo, yeap, keep your eye on US pacific carrier battle groups, just be before the Gulf of Tonken redo.

Well Well, after a 20 year hiatus, Saudi Prince, Abdullah Aziz finally made the British tourist trip to visit the white cliffs of Dover, now motivated by having a like color skin in the shadows of mounting Iranian missile batteries, while timing the trip, curiously, to just after Chimpie announces a new round of sanctions. I bet the Queen is getting a camel's ear's full, no doubt indirectly laying pressure on world's most smartest gold bullion trader this world has ever seen, now having moved to 10 Downing, where he can try his hand at being the world most smartest terror warrior. God save the queen, on that one. I hope Blair is around to hold his hand. The Queen is going to set the bullion-dealer straight, as you must know who are your real friends.

So, it looks likes the US neocons, persuaded Brits, screaming Russkies and partying Chinese hands are all played out, but to do the deed, being embolden by a little French wine, champaign may just do the trick, pop pop pop. Sure glad OReilly called off the Boycott, its great having the French back on the team, kinda missed them actually, America's first love. Who is that Guy??? Where the heck did OReilly find him, a god sent, to the neocon groupies, wetting their parched lips after so long a dry spell on the wine wagon. Well, I tell you, its about time, too long, but at last, and he can put out French carrier battle groups, and now come za-cozying with me anytime, pop, pop, pop, goes the champagne bottle, with a sparkling spanking feast as a side dish best served ice cold. This is the kind of Le Menu de jur that just get my lips smacking. Razputin can have his red-meat and coolaide, I will take slow-go escargot and partying Champaign, any day. So, it seems, the Queen and Za-Cozy are on board, with the Russki bear in hibernation in their wet-bag, hoping like hell their Iranian bait don’t get chewed up, and China is busy planning their wet-dream parade, hoping like hell the cut-and-run cowards can stall the surge enought until the wicked witch of the east gets elected and in there and quick. It also seems does it not, that the EU is stuck between an Elis-island-rock and the Kremlin red square stones, (having no big sticks just now). So what does the EU collectively do, with the Prince pitching fear to the Queen while Za-cozying up to bat-tle groupie status? What will the EU do? hhhmmm Pee their pants.

The gunslinging chimp, out-foxed them, pretty much, pacifists are so easy that way, they only know one song, and once you pick-up the tune, you realize they are just whistling Dixie, but without the nerve to fire the first shot, just trying so hard, to look-a-way look-a-way. Chimpie ups the sanctions, and the EU has a choice, increase sanctions as well, or not. If they do not raise sanctions, and the US goes it along, well, the EU may be charged with starting the war, as failing to push sanctions that might have worked. If they do raise sanctions, Iran get the hard-ball squeeze, and put Russian and Chinese inaction in a bad light, and hence, the division between the EU and Asia. Divide and conquer, or so the saying goes. The EU will cave in to chimpie, now holding four As in this poker game, fiat dollars to buy anything arms and maintain and pump any market, carrier battle groups, the diplomacy play, and the strategic positioning. Chimpie was a master commander, getting the pakkies on board, then taking down Afghanistan, and then Iraq, with the Saudis and the Persian gulf effectively strategically isolating Iran. Bravo to the long range plan, going after, the real target, the heart of militant Islam, and all those little school girls screaming death to America. Well hey hey, its Halloween, and the great satin is about to scare them into a little object lesson.

Yeap, diplomatically and strategically, chimpie has been excellent, but he has problem with the tactical thing, ala Iraq and those nasty "freedom fighters", fighting to get their murdering terrorizing brothers out of the jail. There should be no invasion, as unnecessary and too costly. The trick is destroy newk and missile facilities, and do as little harm to oil production and infrastructure, or have them limited and inspected, if Iran desire a peaceful solution. Its up to them, I see no hesitation, whatsoever by chimpie. So, with Russia in a wet-bag and China in a wet-dream, and both very far afield, don’t seem like they would risk a stand off. So, all those countries in the Persian gulf area, who are going to risk annihilation, to help out xerxes in his hour of need, raise your hands. hhhmmmm waiting, hhmmm waiting, dang, not even those in Damascus will help out. hhmmm, maybe Israelis will grant transit visas for Hesbalah and Hamas thugs to visit Tehran, during these festive times? Naaa, don’t think so. Cant see Al Quida giving Taliban remenence a week vacation, not with the pakkie strong-man's army on the hunt in west pakkie-land, just now. Looks like the Persian army and king xerses are surrounded and on their own and way out gunned. Hhhhmmm. Xerxes is going after the west. hhhmm, I guess xerxes never learns.

So lets stack up the odds. Over here in the back corner, backed up into a corner, weighing in at a measly 94$/barrow, we have king Xerxes having amassed a very very impressive arsenal. Xerxes has amassed some land/sea missiles, a hoard of terrorizing minions, the 10,000 fanatical loyals who signed up to commit acts of terror upon mullah's command, well encouraged by, the tri-delts with their waving fists and tridents, the local Tehran sorority (these are the cheer leaders, not much in the way of armor tank drivers, but hey, you draft and scrafice what you can when it comes to war), and the GUARD, the backbone of the persian army, whos only known victories are against isolated embassies and 300 civilian kidnaps. Saddam just butchered the Iranian army, who seem to be led by mullahs rather than generals. No newks as yet, this should be a cake walk.

Over here in the front corner, weighing in at 32,000 pounds a pop pop pop, is the US Pacifica carrier battle fleet comprising seven carrier groups each with 300 strike aircraft, in addition to land bases with stealth bombers, targeting xerxes missile and newk facilities. On the flanks are disposed US army in Iraq and NATO in Afghanistan, to catch the running loyals as they dribble in to lay down more terror bombs. The fleet has international IAEA legitimacy, there are 5000 cases of French wine on board, just za-cozying around. This time, you bet, the French will not be sent out to some isolated post to protect the flank, but will be in there, hard hitting next to the yanks. The Brits, well, don’t know, this time around, you know, they did stand tall in taking Saddam down and fighting the terrorists, so the Brits will be in there too, but not the head liners, as the French will steal the show, this time around. A Franco-American blockade will be had in the spring 08, to enforce sanction compliance, as well as enforce non-poliferation and a host of other laws, with convenient rationales, and hence, the spring blockade, when the fire works stage is set, less we forget the tanacious difiance of xerxes, not to give in to UN resolutions, or the great satin, or the ruling security counsel, not one little bit, and as the Iranian economy tanks, and the democrats there will become increasingly fed up with "death to america" mantra, and leading Iran to war. That song is getting very old to most persians. I hope chimpie pushes the WMD button again, just so the pacifists will have something to complain about, like, not now, xerxes still needs three more years to accumulate enough enriched uranium to build bomb. Strange how foolish it is to yell HELP, after the robber already has a gun to your head, but pacificists are just that. Dont you love them, for peace in our time.

So, the EU, will mess around for a month or so, and then cave in to Chimpie's plan. By New Years, the sanctions are in full force, tightening the screws on the tri-delts. Can Razputin pull it off, and get Xerxes to cave in? (I will make that call a little later, but now that we are having fun with our toy soldiers, let hold that thought for just now.) So, chimpie play Texas hold em, with four aces, but lets not forget the jack kicker. The star of David is behinds the scenes is pushing the war button, I mean, after all, threaten with extinction does make one just a tad crazy, right? But will Moses lead them to the promise land? One missile toward Tel Aviv, and Xerxes and his theocratic task-masters are finished, and god help xerxes and his task-masters, because at their age, well, they just might want to have a stash of viagra ready for the hereafter. Nope, the jews are out of this one, xerxes would not dare. So, blockade goes in, say spring of next year, razputin does another war-monger rant, and china is trying to figure out how the smog in Beijing is going to be cleaned up in time for the party.

Either, china gives razputin the go ahead (more like a huge push), to force xerxes into caving in on the IAEA strick compliance/inspections and controlled/supervised enrichment, thereby saving existing political and economic ties with xerxes, or the gulf of tonken redo, and the US, with a little french wine, takes out xerxes most probably through some dumb hooded tri-delt gals getting into a patrol boat with a pistol and the greatest fireworks show of all time goes off.

Prediction: china gets happying dancing feets, and puts the russkie bear's feet to the fire, and Xerxes caves in. Next, with the iranian economy tanking, the democracts rise up, and over throw the mullahs instituting a free and fair democracy, with women getting the right to vote, and hence, the march of the global confluence. If Razputin pushes Xerxes to cave in, Razputin is on the stage as the world peace leader while saving economic ties with Iran, China gets a happy parade and all is nice, EU breaths a sigh of relief and dont have to fight, Za-cozy gets back slapped for protecting the EU, and chimpie is made out to be the war monger, yet again, only having to wait 30 years hence, when the world wakes up, and realized, that Bush saved islam from 1300 years on intolerance and brutality, when that GAP area is finally brought into the CORE, as the global confluence marches on.

Cant see it any other way.

Derrick Michael Reid
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Bush as general in cheif, did not do as well as expected in Iraq, and could not take the heat, domestically and internationally, and so, did not move against Iran. So, another prediction down the tubes. Oh well, but that was fun to write.

 

So is BHO going to be responsible for Iran going nuclear, and putting the world's primary oil supply in the shadows of the Nuclear stand off, by doing NOTHING of substance?

 

Just dont know, I wrote BHO and said that if he does not have the stomack for a blockade, then set up an inspection cordon about the persian gulf and detain all Iran port of call vessels with legthy delay inspection, to effectively, tank the Iran economy, with firing a shot, the alternative to confrontation, more to his likely and style I suppose. Will he do it, or do nothing?  Who knows?

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