Razputin and Chimpie Saying Goodbye at the Bird's Nest.

"Its Been Fun", when Saying Good bye, Teary eyed, with Hankies in Hand, at the Bird's Nest. So, in August 2008, at the Bird's Nest:

Razputin: I would like the Iranian Nuclear business, and it took allot of time and hard work to get our reactor qualified there.

Chimpie: Fine with me, your new-go-lord plant produces electricity thereby putting more oil on the market, and it would be good of you to keep an eye on things, but get your folks out of the processing plant, quick.

Razputin: No problem. Our sources say that you were successful in getting the Georgians to move at last.

Chimpie: Yeah, they are brave just needed a kick in pants, and some more toys, and cover, during the grand parade at the bird's nest,

Razputin: Well you know, I will have to go in and spank hard, my boys have trouble with a wet paper bag, and need the practice.

Chimpie: I would much appreciate that, McCain needs all the help he can get.

Razputin: I will probably need to take out a few ships and deplete their arms, a bit.

Chimpie: That's ok, we got plenty to sale them to repatriate the oil dollars they get.

Razputin: Ho is going to be pisst with them Rose revolutionists though, going off during the grand show.

Chimpie: Don’t worry about Ho, he is tickled red already with you and I here sitting close together to make him look good, so he wont block our Iranian excursion or your Rose Garden excursion.

Razputin: Yeah Ho, what a pal, wont block our move into Georgia. Ho is a stand up guy, or a stand down guy, whatever you want. Hey didn’t you like that "maniac with razor blades" bit, a while ago.

Chimpie: That was so great! You know, you got a pump up in your domestic polls on that one. I am going to miss my two bestest pals, you and Ho, my time is about up.

Razputin: yeah, you guys got a lousy system, limiting executive power to only two terms. I get to come back for a two term redo in six years as tsar papa bear.

Chimpie: Yeah I know, this democracy thing sucks at times, when you have the world by the balls. Oh well, take care buddy.

Razputin: Best of luck pal, its been fun.

Reporting from the Bird Nest

August 2008, Olympics, China

Derrick Michael Reid,