If I were King of the world, I would:

1) order the blockade of Iran, and take out missiles and nuclear weapons production facilities.
2) Abolish the FED.
3) Abolish the IRS
4) Abolish the tax code.
5) Mandate Treasury and States to collect taxes only on consumption, and inheritances, and real property, with homestead rights preventing seizure except upon death of owner of primary residence.
6) Mandate nationalization all major US producing Au/Ag Mines with adequate compensation by FRN buying of all shares.
7) Mandate massive increase eagle coinage Mint production
8) Abolish local and national bond issuances.
9) Mandate the disbarment of all personal injury lawyers.
10) Mandate immunization of all licensed doctors from malpractice suits.
11) Abolish all income and payroll taxes.
12) Abolish social security and welfare, retain only food stamps, health clinics and shelters, as the only funded social programs.
13) Abolish all gun control laws, except felon possession.
14) Mandate the death penalty, with swift executions for Murder, Rape, Arson, Bank Robbery.
15) Mandate Execution of repeat violent criminals, in the public square.
16) Mandate bi-currency FRN or Au-Ag legal tender.
17) Mandate the line item veto.
18) Abolish deficit spending local and federal.
19) Mandate Conscription work of habitual unemployed, vagrants, bumbs, and repeat offenders.
20) Mandate Conscript economic hard labor on criminal prisoners
21) Abolish all campaign federal funding.
22) Mandate Army Shoot to kill orders on the southern borders
23) Mandate work renewable 6 month visas for migrant workers
24) Abolish citizenship to children of illegal immigrants
25) Abolish all subsidies.
26) Mandate extensive and extended incarcerating medical treatment for openly public gay acts.
27) Mandate the execution of all child predators.
28) Mandate authorization of after hour volunteer church services in public buildings and facilities.
29) Mandate child school room participation of national anthem and pledge.

Just to name a few.

Derrick  

Free Lunch,  

There was a Chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class.  One day while the class was in the lab the Prof noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt.  The professor asked the young man what was the matter.  The student Told him he had a bullet lodged in his back.  He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country, who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government.
  
In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a Strange question: 'Do you know how to catch wild pigs?'
  
The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke.  'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground.  The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn.  When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming.  When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence They get used to that and start to eat again.  You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side.  The pigs, who are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat, you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd.

Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom.  They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught.  Soon they go back to eating the free corn.  They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity.
  
The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening to America .  The government keeps pushing us toward Communism/socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc.  While we continually lose our freedoms - a little at a time.
  
One should always remember 'There is no such thing as a free lunch!' Also, 'You can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself. Also, if you see that all of this wonderful government 'help' is a problem confronting the future of democracy in America , you might want to send this on to your friends.  If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life, then you will probably delete this email, but God help you when the gate slams shut!

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Pigs have no clue,
Pigs are Pigs,  
Dems want to feed Pigs,
Can you say Oink Oink, and vote them in?
Every American is entitled to a free lunch, a job,  health care, a retirement, is the Pig Mantra.

So lets fatten up the pigs for the slaughter.

Derrick